

He overdosed on Sunless Tanning Lotion in Hawaii; and his advisors decided to grey-up his hair to make him look mature enough to be seen around Romney.
'Cuz even a stoned Martian, like he is now, looks more "Presidential" than this:
Cheers!
and Brian Williams, of ABC News commented on a pic of him in his bathing suit in Hawaii and he was sure looking his white half from the neck down...wonder if he tints the neck up to look more African american?
didn't Michael Jackson do some skin coloring some how????