[edpc]

The trooper then told Cole to get up, but he attemtped to punch and kick the trooper, who deployed his Taser, according to the FHP. Officials said Cole's thick jacket prevented the Taser from working.....

Thick jacket? It was the force!

I find their lack of faith disturbing.

[apillar]

Sith Lords don't get no respect these days. I tell you what. No respect at all.

[Servant of the Cross]

Just checking to be sure this wasn't you. Many imposters there are.

May the Force be with you.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

"...an intoxicated man wearing a Darth Vader mask who was walking in the middle of a road?"

[KC_Lion]

Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerers ways Lord Vader, Your Sad Devotion to that Ancient Religion has not helped them conjurer up the stolen Data Tapes, or given them Clairvoyance enough to find the Rebels hidden Fort---

[VanDeKoik]

Artist recreation?

[exit82]

The Force was weak with this one.

[pyx]

Its a good thing the motorcyclist didn't wear one the other neoprene face masks to keep warm. Like this one;



The cop might have a hard time 'spainin' that he tazed an eagle.

[SLB]

FYI

[blueunicorn6]

Somewhere, in a glaxy far, far away......Luke Skywalker is going “Pepper spray? That’s all it took was pepper spray? I’m gonna kick Yoda right square in his green behind for making me live with snakes on that crappy planet when all I needed was pepper spray.”

[blueunicorn6]

Somewhere, in a galaxy far, far away......Luke Skywalker is going “Pepper spray? That’s all it took was pepper spray? I’m gonna kick Yoda right square in his green behind for making me live with snakes on that crappy planet when all I needed was pepper spray.”

[Jack Hydrazine]

This would make for a great episode on the next “Chad Vader: Day Shift Manager.” (Chad is the brother of Darth.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wGR4-SeuJ0

[Snickering Hound]

[dragonblustar]