[Paladin2]

It took me >24 hr to convince the ER that my appendix needed to be removed. The surgeons asked why I waited so long....

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

This was his second time back in the ER in 24 hours. Yep appendix as well but couldn't get them to believe it until they reluctantly did a CAT scan. After all the pain was not in the right place!

Darn thing burst as they were taking it out. Abscess, cellulitis, CDC, ain't we got fun?

Surgeons know the most interesting cuss words.