I actually put this in news, but someone decided to put this belonged in chat. I guess 7 shot to death while opening gifts on Christmas day is hardly news.
With all this humor from folks like you, I probably should have posted this under Humor/Cartoons!
I had planned to stop at “he opened his gifts and then he opened fire.”
Seriously, though, I feel sorry for the police and authorities who had to view this sort of crime scene on Christmas Day. I’m sure the mental images are going to stay with them a very long time.