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N. Korea: Russian team of embalmers headed for Pyongyang
NTV(Russia) ^ | 12/25/11

Posted on 12/26/2011 12:45:38 AM PST by TigerLikesRooster

Russian team of embalmers headed for Pyongyang. Chia Head must be embalmed as well.

From Russian NTV:

(google translation)

Soon the world will be on a "restless dead" is more - for Lenin, Ho Chi Minh, Kim Il Sung and Mao joins Kim Jong Il.

In the capital, Pyongyang, DPRK flew a group of Russian scientists from the Institute of embalmers Mausoleum. Very soon, the list of the "immortals" - Lenin, Ho Chi Minh, Kim Il Sung and Mao Zedong, add another: the deceased North Korean leader Jong-il Keach prepared to keep forever.

At the head of the Russian delegation - Professor of Laboratory at the Mausoleum of Vladislav Kazeltsev. Correspondent for "CCTV" was able to meet with scientists before leaving in the "closed country."

Vladislav Kazeltsev Professor VILAR: "The technology of our institutions, in general, commercial. This, we say, a mystery, or, so to speak, know-how. "

It is our scientists in 1995, has studied the process of tissue destruction and select the desired temperature and the impregnation solution to the previous "great" - Kim Il Sung. He now lies in a sarcophagus guarded by the DPRK.

Now his son Kim Jong-il, as the NTV correspondent Pavel Lobkov, waiting for a full body treatment with preservatives and eternal freshness of the morning in a glass coffin.

(original Russian article)

Скоро в мире станет на одного «беспокойного покойника» больше — к Ленину, Хо Ши Мину, Ким Ир Сену и Мао Цзэдуну присоединяется Ким Чен Ир.

В столицу КНДР Пхеньян вылетела группа российских ученых-бальзамировщиков из института Мавзолея. Совсем скоро к списку «бессмертных» — Ленину, Хо Ши Мину, Ким Ир Сену и Мао Цзэдуну добавится еще один: усопшего лидера Северной Кореи Кич Чен Ира готовят сохранить на века.

Во главе российской делегации — профессор лаборатории при Мавзолее Владислав Казельцев. Корреспондентам программы «Центральное телевидение» удалось встретиться с ученым еще до отъезда в «закрытую страну».

Владислав Казельцев, профессор ВИЛАР: «Технология нашего учреждения, в общем-то, коммерческая. Это, будем говорить, тайна, или, так сказать, ноу-хау».

Именно наши ученые в 1995 году уже исследовали процесс разрушения тканей и подбирали нужные температуру и пропитывающие растворы для предыдущего «великого» — Ким Ир Сена. Он и сейчас лежит в охраняемом саркофаге в КНДР.

Теперь уже его сына Ким Чен Ира, как отмечает корреспондент НТВ Павел Лобков, ждет полная пропитка тела консервантами и вечная утренняя свежесть в стеклянном гробу.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; History; Humor
KEYWORDS: embalming; kimjongil; nkorea

1 posted on 12/26/2011 12:45:43 AM PST by TigerLikesRooster
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To: TigerLikesRooster; AmericanInTokyo; Steel Wolf; nuconvert; MizSterious; nw_arizona_granny; ...

P!


2 posted on 12/26/2011 12:46:09 AM PST by TigerLikesRooster (The way to crush the bourgeois is to grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

Isn’t it getting a little late for that? We have some fine taxidermists in the states if they have the cash.


3 posted on 12/26/2011 12:51:20 AM PST by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: TigersEye

Golly! I remember a Discovery Channel show about taxidermy.

Why don’t they use the more modern process of “plastination” as is used in the “bodies” exhibits? Probably cheaper and definitely longer-lasting.


4 posted on 12/26/2011 1:11:38 AM PST by sinanju
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To: sinanju

Good idea. Make Chia Pet totally weatherproof and stick him up on some pedestal in a square where the starving masses can whimper at his feet forever.


5 posted on 12/26/2011 1:14:15 AM PST by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

6 posted on 12/26/2011 2:23:00 AM PST by Blado (Obama is a coprolite from the Late Soviet Era)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

Why is it that the only countries in the world with Zombies are all communist? It’s more than a little creepy.


7 posted on 12/26/2011 5:03:39 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (Ceterum autem censeo, Obama delenda est.)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

His body may be preserved forever but his soul is burning in hell.


8 posted on 12/26/2011 5:06:38 AM PST by mmanager (Reagan Revolution + Republican Revolution = Bury Obama in 2012 - Go Newt!)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

Evil is so grounded in the earth and yet it craves ‘immortality’, seeming to see a rebuke in it’s ideas in the death of a leader...heh heh heh...heh...heh...


9 posted on 12/26/2011 5:10:07 AM PST by TalBlack ( Evil doesn't have a day job.)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

Russian team of embalmers headed for Pyongyang. ...I’m heading for the liquor store as soon as it opens for a case of vodka before the price goes up.


10 posted on 12/26/2011 5:31:50 AM PST by Safetgiver (I'd rather die under a free American sky than live under a Socialist regime.)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

Interesting, the English used to do something like this with their more celebrated criminals too, it was called gibbeting, they would coat the miscreant in tar after hanging them, then exhibit the corpse in an iron cage to serve as an object lesson on the wages of crime.

Perhaps the lengthier preservation desired is in proportion to the magnitude of the crimes involved?


11 posted on 12/26/2011 5:37:21 AM PST by skepsel
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To: Blado
I've heard that the actual Lenin corpse decayed beyond repair, and what you see now is a wax effigy. Don't know if it's true(only his hairdresser knows the truth)

CC

12 posted on 12/26/2011 5:37:37 AM PST by Celtic Conservative (Wisdom comes from experience. Experience comes from a lack of wisdom.)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

If they pickle the Korean communist will he become Kim Che?


13 posted on 12/26/2011 6:25:19 AM PST by CrazyIvan (Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
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To: CrazyIvan
If they pickle the Korean communist will he become Kim Che?

Okay, how do I get the coffee out of my keyboard?

14 posted on 12/26/2011 7:12:36 AM PST by SLB (23rd Artillery Group, Republic of South Vietnam, Aug 1970 - Aug 1971.)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

Classic communism is only preserved by embalming— it cannot survive generationally any other way. A pack of lies, embalmed forever for public view....and uh, enforcement.

Socialism is theft, communism is complete ownership— you never had it to steal in the first place, and your freedom is defined by what the state will let you do.


15 posted on 12/26/2011 8:06:06 AM PST by John S Mosby (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: TigerLikesRooster; Jet Jaguar; monkapotamus; Cindy; AmericanInTokyo; All

Am I only freeper on this thread that think that North Koreans are kinda weird

EEEWWW LOL!


16 posted on 12/26/2011 9:29:04 AM PST by SevenofNine (We are Freepers, all your media belong to us ,resistance is futile)
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To: TigerLikesRooster
Why can't they just make a giant
copy of the Communist Manifesto
and press him between the pages?
17 posted on 12/26/2011 4:21:17 PM PST by clearcarbon
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To: TigerLikesRooster

“Queer Eye for the Dead Guy.”


18 posted on 12/26/2011 4:22:19 PM PST by dfwgator
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