(-:(-:(-:THE SUBSTITUTE FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-):-):-)

December 23, 2011

[starlifter]

Well done good Sir!!!

[Doogle]

[Currentriverrat]

TOP 10 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO! TGIF!!!

[Rightly Biased]

Way to Go BenLurkin I was figurin we’d be doin without...

[BenLurkin]

[BenLurkin]

[BenLurkin]

Joe versus the deer and the dog.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BQW-0dpNrA

[BenLurkin]

There was once a great czar in Russia named Rudolph the Red. He stood looking out the windows of is palace one day while his wife, the Czarina Katerina, sat nearby knitting. He turned to her and said, "Look my dear, it has begun to rain!"

Without even looking up from her knitting she replied, "It's too cold to rain. It must be sleeting."

The Czar shook his head and said, "I am the Czar of all the Russias, and Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"

[BenLurkin]

It’s a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, “Hey, mamacita, let’s do Weeweechu.”
Oh no, not now, let’s look at the moon!” said Rosita.
Oh, c’mon baby, let’s you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it’s the perfect time,” Pedro begged.
“But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon.” replied Rosita.
Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me.”
Rosita looked at Pedro and said, “OK, one time, we’ll do Weeweechu.”
Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....
“Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year.”

[BenLurkin]

-Knock knock
*Who’s there?
-Mary!
*Mary who?
-Merry Christmas

[Tenacious 1]

The Czar shook his head and said, "I am the Czar of all the Russias, and Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"

I didn't see it comming. I should have. I didn't. Thanks for that. lol.

[Baynative]

Holiday warning...

I would like to share an experience about drinking and driving. As you well know, some people have had brushes with the authorities or accidents on their way home from the watering hole.

Last night, I was out for a “few” drinks with the guys and ended up having several more.

Knowing full well I was over the limit, I did something I've never done before - I took a bus home.

I’m happy to say that I arrived home safely and without incident.

Thinking back this is a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got this one.

[BenLurkin]

Did you know that according to the song, "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer", Santa has twelve reindeer?

Sure, in the introduction it goes "There's Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen..." That makes eight reindeer.

Then there's Rudolph, of course, so that makes nine.

Then there's Olive. You know, "Olive the other reindeer used to laugh..." That makes ten.

The eleventh is Howe. You know, "Then Howe the reindeer loved him..." Eleven reindeer.

Oh, and number 12? That's Andy! "Andy shouted out with glee."

The proof is in the song!

[BenLurkin]

[BenLurkin]

[Pan_Yan]

As so often happens on this thread after reading that I smacked my palm against my forehead and groaned.

I will now commence forwarding it.

[ErnBatavia]

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/dog.wav

[Mind Freed]

You saved the silliness thread. It’s a Christmas miracle!

[BenLurkin]

What do you get when you cross a champion archer with a gift-wrapper?

Ribbon Hood.