Like all chupacabras, it is a fox with sarcoptic mange. It’s heavily infested with parasites and is going to die soon.
Some of them are dogs with mange.
Wrong.
Scientifically applied, computerized measurements of distances from pupil to nostril and earlobe to poup-crease show this definitively to be a beaver with gout, and dropsy. These findings have been confirmed by the same U.K. University that proved Global Warming, and has been written about extensively in several "peer-reviewed" journals.
So come the hell down off your high horse! This isn't about you, dammit! Acting all "knowity" and such...
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