[E. Pluribus Unum]

You've never been to Australia, have you?

They aren't Nancy-boys over there.

[Berlin_Freeper]

What kind of rugged man needs his 9-week-old baby to go camping with?

You either never had a 9-week-old (who doesn’t even have neck control) or you never been camping (cold, dirt, bug-bites, dingos, etc).