[Viking2002]

I've been in IT since 1997, and have serviced damn near every industry in hardware, software, networking components, network admin, and I'm not above using software tools both sanctioned and otherwise to brute-force hack a system into complying. But there are times when there's only one recourse left:

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."

[Cringing Negativism Network]

“Hit any key...”

[ApplegateRanch]

Another classic administrator's solution to the insoluble message.