Dear Santa: Give me Bieber or I'll kill you

MSNBC ^ | 12-16-11

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

A 13-year-old British girl shocked her mother by asking Santa Claus for a bunch of presents — including "the real-life Justin Bieber" — and threatening to kill Santa if he refuses to deliver.

Metro UK reported this week that the girl, Mekeeda Austin, who lives in Brickhill in Bedford, also threatened to "hunt down" Santa's reindeer so she could "cook them and serve their meat to homeless people on Xmas day."

The girl said she was mostly joking.

[dfwgator]

Santa’s beeber was stuned.

[NakedRampage]

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Ping for your crush on Jusin Bieber... >;-D

[HiTech RedNeck]

If I’d been that Santa I woulda crammed a hunk of coal down her throat right then and there

[ClearCase_guy]

Mekeeda?

Me keel ya

[Dallas59]

Didn’t JB turn into a Lesbian?

[freekitty]

No this kid is seriously messed up.

[Cowgirl of Justice]

Is she from Children of the Corn? This chick is psycho- reminds me of a young Russian girl a friend of mine adopted. She could literally watch someone being tortured adn killed and still enjoy her ice cream cone.

[GeronL]

lol.

Is it illegal to threaten the death of mythical people and their accomplices?

[humblegunner]

asking Santa Claus for a bunch of presents — including "the real-life Justin Bieber"

I'll bet she'll be surprised when she opens THAT package.

[Leep]

I really enjoy these heart warming positive stories this time of the year...ho.ho,ho.

[sodpoodle]

Photo of the little monster here.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/884797-schoolgirl-threatens-to-kill-santa-claus-if-he-doesnt-bring-the-right-presents

As if she even believes in Santa. Her threat was directed at the mother - probably no father to whip her butt.

[Jack Hydrazine]

Whaddaya expect from a country leading Western civ into the toilet of death and destruction?

[4rcane]

thought crime

[GreenLanternCorps]

[Sudetenland]

The outrage expressed here is more disturbing than anything that THIRTEEN YEAR-OLD GIRL wrote. Good Grief, doesn't anyone in the world still have a sense of humor?

"‘Hunt down’ Old Nick’s reindeer so she can ‘cook them and serve their meat to homeless people on Xmas day’."

"Remember… two of these, or you die"

Kid's got a brilliantly twisted sense of humor and the world is acting as though she has committed murder.

The reaction here and on the Metro U.K. webpage is no different than the nuts who send a kid to a psychologist for drawing a gun (on paper) in school or sketching battle scenes in their notebooks.

You overreactors worry me a whole lot more than this little girl.

Hey, I know, maybe they should fill her full of Ritalin and other drugs so that she acts and thinks just like everyone else.

WOW!!!

[GeronL]

It's only because the girl forgot the /sarcasm tag

[TBP]

The best part was her threat to hunt down the reindeer so she could serve their meat to homeless people. Classic.

[Winstons Julia]

I saw some of the humor there, too.