Sacramento woman allegedly fakes own rape to convince husband to move

KPCC ^ | Dec. 9, 2011 | Paige Osburn

[La Enchiladita]

Laurie Ann Martinez, a prison psychologist with the California Department of Corrections, was charged Friday with faking her own rape in order to convince her husband they needed to move.

Martinez conspired with a friend to create the appearance that she was beaten, robbed and raped in her Sacramento home in April, according to conspiracy charges filed by the Sacramento County district attorney.

Investigators say she split her own lip with a pin, scraped her knuckles with sandpaper and had her friend punch her in the face with boxing gloves they bought for that purpose. She ripped open her blouse to expose her breasts, wet her pants to give the appearance she had been knocked unconscious, and was crying hysterically when police arrived, according to court papers.

[Levante]

It’s...something to run FAR and FAST away from!!!

[goseminoles]

Damn that’s an ugly woman. #fail

[momtothree]

I’m voting that she is really a he. If this is truly 100% female... call me shocked.

[Category Four]

The solution is easy.

Try her. Convict her. Sentence her.

Then, put her in the general population, where there are sure to be what Ving Rhames so rightly called "a coupla hard pipe hittin' [chicks] to go to work on the homes here ... with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch." Justice served.