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Mitten envy: Examining Wisconsin's argument that it is the Mitten State
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| December 07, 2011
| Troy Reimink
Posted on 12/08/2011 2:40:15 PM PST by cripplecreek
Not cool, Wisconsin.
Michigan has spoken: There is only one Mitten State, and were it.
The appearance of a Wisconsin-shaped mitten on TravelWisconsin.com, part of a tourism promotion, has raised some eyebrows on this side of our shared lake.
Its not that Wisconsin is entirely un-Mitten-shaped. If you squint your eyes in just such a way, perhaps after a few too many cans of Milwaukee's Best, you can sort of see where theyre coming from. But come on: Michigan is so obviously the Mitten State, its barely worth arguing. And Wisconsin already is conceding defeat.
The mitten was used as a single creative element; you guys still own the mitten, Wisconsin Department of Tourism spokeswoman Lisa Marshall told the Kalamazoo Gazette, adding that Wisconsin residents also consider their state Mitten-shaped.
Pure Michigan spokesman Dave Lorenz weighed in by chiding Wisconsin for suffering mitten envy.

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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: michigan; strangeargument; wisconsin
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We should have known that Wisconsonites were plotting something when they armed themselves.
To: cripplecreek
The heck with the mitten....pass it over here, high of 20 today with wind chill or whatever we’re calling it in the single digit...burrrrrrr. From central Wisconsin
To: cripplecreek
Seems a little cheesy to me.
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posted on
12/08/2011 2:43:33 PM PST
by
outofsalt
("If History teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything")
To: outofsalt
Wisconsin better see a doc about that pinky.
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posted on
12/08/2011 2:45:34 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Stand with courage or shut up and do as you're told.)
To: grellis
This has mitten ping all over it.
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posted on
12/08/2011 2:49:16 PM PST
by
magslinger
(Who cares if they are"electable" if they are going to govern like Democrats? -noprogs)
To: cripplecreek
Michigan is a hand (sorry if you live in that other part that everyone forgets about).
Wisconsin looks more like a clenched fist.
This suggests ad campaigns like "Virginia is for lovers, Maryland is for crabs" (possibly even more offensive).
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posted on
12/08/2011 2:53:41 PM PST
by
x
To: x
sorry if you live in that other part that everyone forgets about
We haven't forgotten, we just haven't reached a consensus abut what the UP looks like so we don't talk about it much. Personally I think its a copper dagger.
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posted on
12/08/2011 3:18:04 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Stand with courage or shut up and do as you're told.)
To: cripplecreek
As a life-long Wisconsite, I gladly cede title of the “mitten state” to Michigan. Sorry, I can barely keep my eyes open regarding this so-called squabble.
To: x
This suggests ad campaigns like "Virginia is for lovers, Maryland is for crabs" (possibly even more offensive). Only if your mind is in the gutter!!! LOL!
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posted on
12/08/2011 3:30:59 PM PST
by
Gabz
(Democrats for Voldemort.)
To: cripplecreek
But West VA has the best shape- the one finger salute!
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posted on
12/08/2011 3:40:56 PM PST
by
grumpygresh
(Democrats delenda est; zero sera dans l'enfer bientot.)
To: cripplecreek
Which of these looks like a mitten?

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posted on
12/08/2011 5:29:00 PM PST
by
magslinger
(Who cares if they are"electable" if they are going to govern like Democrats? -noprogs)
To: magslinger
Seems kind of odd that someone in Wisconsin would come up with that unless they’re trying to pull a fast one and go with the union fist logo that the lefties have been using there.
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posted on
12/08/2011 5:43:02 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Stand with courage or shut up and do as you're told.)
To: magslinger
I’ll go with the one that looks like a mitten from the space station. No “lines on maps”.
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posted on
12/08/2011 6:36:16 PM PST
by
LZ_Bayonet
( I AM THE TEA PARTY LEADER !)
To: cripplecreek
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posted on
12/08/2011 7:44:24 PM PST
by
WOBBLY BOB
(Congress: Looting the future to bribe the present.)
To: Springman; sergeantdave; cyclotic; netmilsmom; RatsDawg; PGalt; FreedomHammer; queenkathy; ...
MICHIGAN PING LIST
Please freepmail me if you wish to be added or dropped from the mitten ping.
Cheesehead insanity! One wonders if Wisconsonites have ever actually seen a mitten.
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posted on
12/09/2011 5:05:37 AM PST
by
grellis
(I am Jill's overwhelming sense of disgust.)
To: magslinger
Wisconsin as a mitten looks more like one that has been run over by a truck. I can imagine it as Santa Claus with his bag of toys reaching up to hang an ornament on a tree, perhaps. Especially if that map would include Washington Island. Don’t covet Michigan’s map, we’ve lost enough already!
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posted on
12/09/2011 6:48:45 AM PST
by
stayathomemom
(Beware of kittens modifying your posts.)
To: cripplecreek
Jealous.WI will NEVER, EVER be a mitten. We have our map on our hands. :) I live right——>here.
To: madison10
Badgers are a bunch of milk swilling cheese worshipers anyway.
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posted on
12/09/2011 7:14:42 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Stand with courage or shut up and do as you're told.)
To: cripplecreek
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posted on
12/09/2011 7:17:17 AM PST
by
rintense
(You do not advance conservatism by becoming more liberal.)
To: magslinger
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