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Man orders prostitute, daughter arrives
UPI ^
| 2011-12-03
Posted on 12/06/2011 7:22:58 PM PST by rabscuttle385
BULAWAYO, Zimbabwe, Dec. 3 (UPI) -- A Zimbabwean man who called for a prostitute to come to his hotel room said he collapsed to the floor when his daughter showed up.
Father-of-three Titus Ncube of Bulawayo said he called for a prostitute to come to the hotel room in which he was staying while having marital problems and was shocked when his 20-year-old daughter arrived, the British tabloid the Mirror reported Friday.
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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: napl; zimbabwe
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To: rabscuttle385
So it was OK if someone else’s daughter showed up at his hotel? Dirty old man!
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posted on
12/06/2011 7:24:30 PM PST
by
kalee
(The offenses we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we engrave in marble. J Huett 1658)
To: rabscuttle385
At least it wasn't his wife.
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posted on
12/06/2011 7:25:34 PM PST
by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Holding our flawed politicians to higher standards than the enemyÂ’s politicians guarantees they win)
To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro
To: rabscuttle385
This would be a bad sitcom script....
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posted on
12/06/2011 7:26:10 PM PST
by
G Larry
("I dream of a day when a man is judged by the content of his Character.")
To: kalee
That’s what I was thinking.
They’re all someone’s daughter.
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posted on
12/06/2011 7:27:39 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Stand with courage or shut up and do as you're told.)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Had he requested two women, maybe she would have showed as well.
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posted on
12/06/2011 7:27:46 PM PST
by
VicVega
(LSU is without a doubt the #1 team in the nation. GEAUX TIGERS, Geaux Saints)
To: rabscuttle385
wonder if he lost his deposit, since he wasn’t able to make one?
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posted on
12/06/2011 7:28:50 PM PST
by
bigbob
To: rabscuttle385
***...man who called for a prostitute to come to his hotel room said he collapsed to the floor when his daughter showed up. ***
Reminds me of a made for tv movie about 20 years ago.
To: rabscuttle385
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posted on
12/06/2011 7:30:16 PM PST
by
JimWayne
To: rabscuttle385
Karma. It's a b!tch.
This is why I stop at 4-way stop signs in the middle of flat prarie land when no-one else is within miles.
/johnny
To: rabscuttle385
Just totally depraved and deplorable. I guess he should stand for election as the Democrat candidate for the U.S. Senate from Massachusetts.
Lamh Foistenach Abu!
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posted on
12/06/2011 7:31:05 PM PST
by
ConorMacNessa
(HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines RVN 1969 - St. Michael the Archangel defend us in Battle!)
To: rabscuttle385
Doncha just hate when that happens to ya?
To: rabscuttle385
Reminds me of an old Rodney Dangerfield line...
"I told the cab driver I was looking for some action...so he took me to my house."
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posted on
12/06/2011 7:32:19 PM PST
by
SamAdams76
(I am 57 days away from outliving Marty Feldman)
To: Revolting cat!
I guess family counseling is in the offing.
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posted on
12/06/2011 7:32:33 PM PST
by
doc1019
(Romney will never get my vote)
To: rabscuttle385
Father reads this article in the paper. Has another heart attack...
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posted on
12/06/2011 7:33:41 PM PST
by
ToxicMich
(We don't want a bozo to replace Obozo... (Yep, I am talking about you Perry, Cain and Mitt...))
To: rabscuttle385
Well at least he didn’t find a piece of chicken in his bucket of fried rat heads.
To: rabscuttle385
What you need's a sugar daddy,
Diamond rings and a brand new caddie
Little things to help a girl make it through
To: cripplecreek
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posted on
12/06/2011 7:40:25 PM PST
by
kalee
(The offenses we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we engrave in marble. J Huett 1658)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
At least it wasn't his
wife son.
Fixed it fer 'ya (he said, touching the brim of his Stetson and walking away).
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posted on
12/06/2011 7:41:54 PM PST
by
Scoutmaster
(You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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