Posted on 12/05/2011 11:45:43 AM PST by Altariel
If you get a chance, watch it.
It’s SO bad it’s really good.
Mel Ferrer is in it and it looks like he’s just walking around waiting to pick up his paycheck.
Zoltan’s goofy, creepy keeper/vampire servant is unintentionally hysterical.
Between the “fang extensions” and being powdered with flour to make him look “undead”, I kept waiting for the dog to finally pop a gasket and turn on everybody in the whole movie.
:D
The Dobe standard hasn’t changed in a long time...and they still “allow for 4 missing teeth”.
I remember when *1* missing tooth got you booted from the ring.
[in Europe, it still would]
Other than that, I think the -standard- is just great.
Too bad breeders and judges never read it.
When Odin’s papers came, the time-worn “AKC perfect Dobe” was pictured on them and I had to laugh.
*Nobody* anywhere looks at that drawing and then looks at the current dogs?
The standard still calls for level backs, strong necks, “square bodies”, tails which look like an extension of the spine, etc etc etc....and then dogs who don’t even remotely resemble the standard win in the ring.
Talk about cognitive dissonance and radical disconnect.
Sheesh.
I stopped watching Westminster and stopped going to the local shows because I started to worry I’d blow an artery the next time another freakish thing won breed...LOL
Same thing happened with Ibizan Hounds but in an incredibly short amount of time.
Nobody knows which came first...judges who had no idea what they were looking at or breeders who disregarded what they knew was incorrect in favor of pleasing the judges who didn’t know what they were looking at.
The blind leading [or following] the stupid, I reckon.
I’m whooped.
I just gave the dogs their first-ever fresh deer legs and they all “went native”.
I got so tired of listening to the snarling and barking that I went out and fiddled with the snakes’ enclosures for a while.
[they’re so nice and QUIET]...LOL
Then I came back in the LR and took away the deer legs and put them in the freezer.
Maybe in a month or two I’ll be more in the mood to have “Wolfen” being re-enacted in house.
[canine atavism...what a thrill]
;D
Some people up the road have 2 Belgians and the most amazing painted wagon I’ve ever seen.
They bring the horses out in the summer and just ride RT 40 [which is insane, considering the speeds some drivers attain] and their tack is outrageous.
Fine black leather with brasses galore and the wagon matched piano-black with gilded designs.
It’s really wonderful to see.
All the other folks just “have them” and I never see them doing anything with them at all.
I’d love to see that!
Back when I had a goat, I would buy hay from a coworker’s father. Mr. B had 2 mules and 5 Belgians with which he competed in pulling contests. Or maybe that was only the excuse to keep expensive pets around. Those animals were so spoilt, they’d have crawled into your lap if you let them.
He’d once nearly been crushed against a stall by one of the horses - not through hostility but from avid affection.
I kinda feLt sorry for the two mules, though. There’s only one of Mr. B, and the Belgiums tended to crowd the mules away from the fence and highly desired petting.
How cool! It sounds like the people up the road from you are British gypsies or something like that...
I wonder if the draft horses, Barbados sheep, and all the other fancy “status” livestock that people have as lawn ornaments to look at get bored not having a job-especially the horses. Even my old Husky is happy when I’m caulking windows etc, and let her prance along by me, dragging a cloth bag with a roll of paper towels and tube of caulk in it to “help” me.
If they do the annual “Old National Pike Days” again I’ll try and get some photos of them.
The parents and the kids dress up in 19th century garb and the one girl rides another grade draft horse behind the wagon.
[I wish they’d adopt me]....LOL
There’s lots of mules hereabouts.
My dad’s had a few that he used as packers on hunting trips.
Smart critters.
They never let the horses bully them away from *anything*...:)
The old Buckskin of my youth would come up and wrap his neck around me and crush me into his chest.
It wasn’t very comfortable but he meant well...it’s not like he had arms to hug me.
Worse than that was when he’d rub his big head all over me affectionately.
I can’t count the times he caught me by surprise and flattened me on the ground.
[the he’d look all worried and keep trying to roll me with his nose so I’d get up]
At least twice a summer I’d get bawled out because I’d go in the house for some water or a sandwich and ol’ Reb would come up on the back porch and watch me through the back door.
[the porch was a huge concrete slab over our cistern!]...LOL
I miss that horse.
There’ll never be another like him.
My first pony not only came up on the porch after me, she’d open the screen door and come in the kitchen.
[but *I* got my hide tanned for it. was it my fault my critters always followed me everywhere?]
They used to have horse pulls during the Ag Fair and I *loved* going but it seems they’ve replaced that with those stupid “tractor pulls” which are hardly more than glorified jet engines stuffed into a tractor-like chassis.
Bleah.
*sigh*
Now I’m all sentimental.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgAfSQLJlAM
Nah...they’re just hillbillies who haven’t forgotten their roots or the history of this road.
Some folks back in Blair’s Valley have Jacob’s Sheep.
Talk about creepy critters....:D
Not far from them is a farm that has Longhorns, Highland Cattle and Brahmas.
I dunno what they’re doing with them, if anything but it’s cool to go by and gawk.
Out near Boonsboro is a herd of Bison.
[they’re eating them]
For several years, we had a “stray Emu” [seriously!] running around.
I haven’t seen it in a while so I’m guessing the last couple of hard winters finally caught up with it.
You’re lucky your Husky actually helps you.
If my Ibizans or Dobermann try to “help” it always wind up creating twice the work for me.
The roll of paper towels she carries for you would be confetti within minutes.
Right now I’m sitting here trying to get up the gumption to go sweep up the shredded newspaper they “helped” me finish reading this morning.
[I should know better by now than to leave the room without taking it with me]
:)
The Brahmas and Longhorns are a beef cattle staple here, because they are so hardy and can thrive on pasturage a lot of other breeds don’t eat-my family has ranched Brahma and Brahma crosses since it became popular early in the last century. The originally native Longhorns were re-adopted later, when people realized that maybe those fat, feedlot cows full of antibiotics weren’t so good for humans after all.
Over the last 15 or so years, a lot of ranchers have been raising those Highland cattle, along with the Galloways- mostly the banded ones that I think look like big, hairy banded Duroc hogs with horns. Their meat is lean and, like Longhorns and Brahmas, they thrive in a pasture rather than a feed lot. Most of the Texas beef from this area labeled “Texas lean” or “Grass fed” is from those hardy breeds-I do not eat any beef but the grass fed/lean, but then I’m one of those annoying people who only eats natural/unprocessed food and does not use either prescription or illicit drugs.
Bison wore a “food” label in most of America until the army of the time got pissed at the Natives and tried to exterminate both them and the Bison they ate-there are several Bison ranches here in the hill country, and they are lovely animals to look at, but notoriously temperamental and dangerous when pissed-the meat is available at butcher shops and the meat counter of one grocery store chain. It is nice and lean and flavorful, but still really pricey. I’ve been told that they don’t calve as readily or often as domestic bovines, so that may be part of the price.
Herds of Emu are all over the place here since being imported for meat about 30 years ago-you can buy Emu at a lot of butcher shops, too but it never really caught on.
I’ve seen those Jacob sheep, but I didn’t know what they were called-they are weird looking. I like the Barbados ones with their huge, curved horns and long-ish hair.
The Bison are good when crossed with regular beef cattle.
For a while they were selling it as “Beefalean”.
Very tasty.
Not sure why they stopped.
The Lone Emu came from outlanders who bought a mini-farm and stocked it with exotics.
One day they up and split and somehow, the Emu got left behind.
It was a local amusement for many years.
Nobody would try to catch it though because they can gut you in a heartbeat.
Speaking of gutting, life could get exciting here tonight.
My dad and my hubby were both up on the ridge trying to get another deer each before the season ends when the neighbor came flying through the field on an ATV.
Last I heard, dad was ‘having a talk with him’.
I love a good hillbilly feud.
It’s been years since a local boy shot at my uncle over a downed buck.
Been pretty boring since that.
I should walk out in the yard and see if anything crazy is going on down the lane.
[ain’t much else to do in the mountains on a Friday night]
LOL
Uh-oh-I hope no one gets hurt-no hunting allowed here, because the neighborhoods are considered subdivisions, even if they include 50 acre ranches, likr the one at the end of the road. We’ve had a poacher or two sneak in over the years, but most have been caught and dealt with rather harshly by irate neighbors before they called the game warden to take them away-the deer here are fed by all of us, and tame, so if I want to have venison, I have to find another place to hunt and pay to do so-too expensive...
The Bison/domestic cow cross was called “beefalo” here, but they did not breed well-a lot of cows miscarried, and many hybrid calves tended to be infertile. After awhile, people stopped crossing the two and started just using the Bison for meat on its own.
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