Dog shoots hunter in the buttocks [and vegan troll gets deep-fried as well]

Fox 13 ^ | November 30, 2011 | Aaron Vaughn

[Altariel]

BOX ELDER COUNTY, Utah—

Excitement turned to pain after a man suddenly received a shotgun blast to the buttocks while bird hunting with several companions Sunday.

Pipper the yellow labrador was the triggerdog behind the blast the sent his 46-year-old hunting companion to the hospital. Somehow, caught up in the excitement of the hunt, Pipper set off the shotgun that struck Brigham City native Robert Cottingham in the lower back and buttocks.

[cripplecreek]

Futurama vegan hippies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DI5Z_6gWVY&feature=related

We taught a lion to eat tofu.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRSLQu-d6ZQ&feature=related

[TheOldLady]

Bacon... There’s no one it can’t convert from the dark side.

[GeronL]

It’s amazing a troll would waste their ammo on this innocuous thread.

[TheOldLady]

We can still dance in the guts and ashes.

[jazusamo]

Thanks for the ping to JEC's demise. His post #3:

As a VEGAN to bad the dog wasn’t aiming higher.

All I can say is it's a righteous ZOT!

[cripplecreek]

Meat and you - partners in freedom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bps-xbo8wnA&feature=related

[GeronL]

#108-

Santa is having a hard time finding new recruits for some reason....

[cripplecreek]

Roast Donner, fried Blitzen, Dasher sausage....

[PA Engineer]

I guess I’ll just have to go back to my healthier lifestyle.

I know your healthy lifestyle got you zotted. If you are still reading this I suggest you do some study on the Krebs Cycle. There is nothing healthy about your lifestyle.

[momtothree]

Now wait a minute.... isn’t that the one who “hunts” frogs and rolls over them? Give him a big, fat smoochie from me! My doggies will beg for raw green beans. Silly, aren’t they?

[momtothree]

“We can still dance in the guts and ashes”.

Well, I guess since we are lovers and the official town “pumps”... that’s the least we can do. Bwahhahhahhhaa!!!

[Godzilla]

How many pictures of yourself do you have in your collection?

Hehehehe, comes with the territory TOL.

[South40]

Thank You for the ping!

[TheOldLady]

LOL! My pleasure. For the dangling participle alone!

[TigersEye]

We can still dance in the guts and ashes.

This party's just getting better and better! ;^)

Oo oo oo oo oo! Conservatives rule!!!

[TheOldLady]

I think he just slipped up. He shouldn’t have said that it would have been better if the dog had killed the hunter (Post #3). It all went downhill from there.

[Eaker]

In a small way, I actually pity you. I know no one loves you and no one ever will. You will just wither away.. alone... just you and your sweet potatoes.

Please quit beating around the bush.

That's his dinner after all!

[50mm]

As a VEGAN to bad the dog wasn’t aiming higher.

No man still in possession of his testicles would be a freakin' VEGAN. Now ask your "significant other" to give them back so you can start eating meat again.

As for "aiming higher", this is aimed at you: ZOT!

To be added or removed form the Viking Kitty/ZOT Ping List, FReepmail Darkwing104 or 50mm.

[TheOldLady]

[Ellendra]

One man's meat is another man's poison, quite literally.

I'm living proof of that phrase. I have lab tests that prove I'm missing a few enzymes, specifically the ones needed to digest vegetable proteins.

Yep, I am biologically a carnivore!

That doesn't mean I go around berating people for eating soy, or trying to sneak meat into their foods. I keep my nose out of other people's dinner plates, and I expect people to keep their noses out of mine. Anyone who tries to force veganism on me is in for a world of hurt. This is my nature, and I'm not going to change just because some random blowhard doesn't think it conforms to his "beliefs".