Posted on 11/23/2011 5:53:00 PM PST by EBH
It's at the forefront of the war on terror - and now it's declaring war on another menace: turkey fryers. The Department of Homeland Security has issued a timely pre-Thanksgiving warning on the dangers of the large deep fat fryers.
On the official DHS Twitter it asks: 'How dangerous can turkey fryers be?'
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
” Where in their job code does it mention the proper way to cook a turkey? That’s Martha’s job.”
Martha can’t do it. They sent her to prison for insider trading. Congress is the only ones allowed to do that.
Ironic how these things turn out.
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