[TruthShallSetYouFree]

The Word for the Day is a strange one: it’s “mingy”
The “m” comes from “mean,” dropped the “s-t” from “stingy”

Using the very same rules of conflation
I’ve invented some words for your edification

Barney’s a “gasshole” while Chucky’s a “lutz”
(Got the “l” that starts “liberal,” dropped the “p” out of “putz”)

Forgive me for getting too eager and blunt
But Barack is a “furon” and Nancy’s a “dunt”

[xsmommy]

I AM LMAO!!! A++++++

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

You have to send that one to Rush! OMG, that one is incredible!