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Posted on 11/19/2011 2:06:52 PM PST by Lazlo in PA
This was no ordinary flat repair.
Oneal Ron Morris took a look and went to work.
Not on a tire. But on the backside of a Miami Gardens woman who was seeking the derriere of her dreams.
Instead, she got a tush full of toxins.
Morris, a self-proclaimed doctor, injected a concoction of “fix-a-flat’’ — cement, mineral oil and Super Glue — into the woman’s buttocks, police said.
The materials eventually spread through her body and nearly killed her.
The woman, whose name is not being released because of medical privacy laws, went to three different hospitals before doctors finally figured out the cause of the mystery ailment that caused pneumonia-like symptoms and left large, infected welts on her backside.
On Friday, Miami Gardens police finally caught up with the elusive “doctor,’’ a transgender woman whose own butt is the size of a truck tire. Investigators suspect she is part of an underground network of scam artists who have been offering “pumping parties” and home buttocks augmentations across South Florida for years.
In some cases, the end result has been deadly.
(Excerpt) Read more at orlandosentinel.com ...
Why on earth ANYONE would want a bigger butt is incomprehensible.
Well, I’m female and don’t want any woman messing with my butt.
But when I get my hair done I pay attention to the stylist’s own hair....so...yeah..the appearance of the person you choose to help with your own appearance matters - at least to me.
Vanity...one of the deadly sins.
Well, you could always have her/him face the wall at the end of your couch and use it to set your beer on.
Pig in a python.
“But when I get my hair done I pay attention to the stylist’s own hair....”
Make sure you pick the one at the salon with the worst haircut...they cut each other’s hair!
“....so...yeah..the appearance of the person you choose to help with your own appearance matters - at least to me.”
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Exactly right, which is why I would never buy a Richard Simmons exercise video...
I think she got “rear-ended” by a quack.
He/she IS the quack
she looks like one of those huge bottom , inflatable punching toys I had as a kid.
like a giant weeble-wobble.
I just want to make sure I’ve got this right: Is the woman pictured in your post the victim, or the doctor who is giving these injections?
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