HEADLINE: “Obama Determines Jamestown Site a National Disaster Area!” FEMA is mobilizing to raze the area and eradicate the offending artifacts to preserve the Muslim Empirate.
“Obama Determines Jamestown Site a National Disaster Area!” FEMA is mobilizing to raze the area and eradicate the offending artifacts to preserve the Muslim Empirate. And any attempts to do so will be met by a force that will send each of those interlopers to the hereafter, where they will each be given over to 72 Virginians.