He can come over to my house and put em up. I don’t have any bath salts but he can a big bottle of Canola Bath oil after he’s done.
“A Vandalia family is in shock when a man broke into their house, made himself at home and even put up Christmas decorations.”
This “journalist” writes as if they’ve done a few bath salts in their day.
LOL! Of course, on a serious note, those “bath salts” are very dangerous and cause hallucinations not unlike people on PCP or LSD. You do NOT want that person putting up your decorations, let alone lighting candles.