“Look don’t make me participate in your stupid crap if you don’t like the way I do it. You make me get out of bed, you make me come over here. You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney? The man could squash my n-ts into oblivion. And-and-and then, and then, you deliberately hurt my feelings.”
-Cameron from Ferris Buellers day off
I suspect a conversation between Cameron and Grant would be entertaining.