[RightOnline]

"...found guilty in 2006 of four felony counts for his use of a penis pump while presiding over trials."

So...um.....just....wondering what the specific charges were.

"Pumping whilst judging"?

"Whacking and yacking"?

"Getting off while getting perps off"?

"Invoking a whole new meaning to "Here comes da judge!""?

"Semi-indecent exposure behind the bench"?

Just askin'....

[Slings and Arrows]

“Assault with a dead weapon.”