[Darkwolf377]

Mr. Basiago also claims that Obama touched him inappropriately, and his attorney, Gloria Allred, is suing Obama for child support, once the egg hatches.

[Young Werther]

And now it can be revealed!

While staying at the Mars Hilton he made sexual advances on the chamber maid and an boy resulted!

Note the Grimface!

He has employed a noted Martian Lawyer to pursue this issue.

[LibertyRocks]

*snicker* That was good...

[I'm open minded on the UFO/Alien topic. The existence of advance technology or some other science related advance wouldn't surprise me in this day and age.]