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Posted on 11/11/2011 5:04:24 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: motivated
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posted on
11/11/2011 9:41:01 AM PST
by
Lady Jag
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/11/2011 9:51:34 AM PST
by
Sax
To: dragonblustar
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posted on
11/11/2011 10:34:06 AM PST
by
MissTed
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To: ShadowAce
To: ShadowAce
To: Nea Wood
I wanted to know that anser as well -
NEVADA ... Has more hotel rooms than any other place in the world.
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posted on
11/11/2011 10:55:26 AM PST
by
Dacula
(When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and have people wonder how the hell you did it.)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Mike Darancette
Try 11/11/11/11:11:11 FR Time
To: Mike Darancette
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To: Mike Darancette
To: Silentgypsy
Hmmmmm.....talk to your bartender.....
Psychiatrist vs. Bartender
Ever since I was a child, I’ve always had a fear
of someone under my bed at night. so I went to a shrink
and told him ‘I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed
I think there’s Somebody under it. I’m scared.
I think I’m going crazy.’
‘Just put yourself in my hands for one year,’ said the shrink. ‘Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears’.
‘How much do you charge?’
‘Eighty dollars per visit,’ replied the doctor.
‘I’ll think about it,’ I said.
Six months later, I met the doctor on the street.
‘Why didn’t you come to see me about those fears you were
having?’ he asked.
‘Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year
is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10.
I was so happy to have saved all that money that I bought
me a new pickup!’
‘Is that so!’ With a bit of an attitude he said, ‘and how,
may I ask, did a bartender cure you?’
‘He told me to cut the legs off the bed! -
Ain’t nobody under there now!!!’
STAY AWAY FROM THE SHRINKS..
HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/11/2011 1:59:48 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
11/11/2011 2:18:21 PM PST
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TheOldLady
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To: spankalib; Lucky9teen
Bruce Lee playing ping-pong, priceless. Interesting paddle he's using there, too. Thank you so much for this thread and that link.
I discovered Bruce Lee just after he died. Hubby and I have all his movies, and even Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story with Jason Scott Lee.
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11/11/2011 2:29:17 PM PST
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TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady
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posted on
11/11/2011 2:55:52 PM PST
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Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Lucky9teen
I just love zer0, don’t you? That poster about says it all.
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11/11/2011 3:08:29 PM PST
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TheOldLady
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To: Lady Jag
My teenager is so lazy that when I walked into the living room and found him sobbing on the couch, I asked him what was wrong.
He whined, "I'm sitting on my balls...."
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posted on
11/13/2011 8:04:35 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(Obama Voters: Jose Baez wants YOU for his next jury pool.......)
To: ErnBatavia
My teenager is so lazy he sticks his head out the window and has the wind blow his nose.
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posted on
11/13/2011 5:47:13 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
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