[CSM]

I don’t trust anyone that does not like bacon!

[Jewbacca]

“I don’t trust anyone that does not like bacon!”

So, you don’t trust the Christian Jesus who, by Christian accounts, was an abservant Jewish man?

[Daffynition]

Bacon. The measure of all things.

I was reading about someone recently, who was researching and thought he found the *theory of everything8...I'll bet he found it was *BACON*. ;)