To: nickcarraway
Nothing is madder than a jilted camel.
To: nickcarraway
To: nickcarraway
The jokes just write themselves! Resist! Resist!
To: nickcarraway
It must have been spending too much time reading the Koran.
5 posted on
11/03/2011 3:10:42 PM PDT by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius.)
To: nickcarraway
Where is your RPG when you really need it?
“Honey, have the kids been playing with my RPG again? You know I threatened them with beheading, if they did it again. WHERE IS MY DAMN RPG?”
6 posted on
11/03/2011 3:12:02 PM PDT by
Mister Da
(The mark of a wise man is not what he knows, but what he knows he doesn't know!)
To: Slings and Arrows
This would make a great classic cartoon.
To: nickcarraway
Sounds like the camel had Sudden Jihad Syndrome...
8 posted on
11/03/2011 3:16:46 PM PDT by
Old Sarge
(RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
To: nickcarraway
How to make a camel disappear. Remarkable. I went to the camel market in Cairo. You really need scratch-and-sniff pictures to appreciate the scene. Camels are nasty.
To: nickcarraway
Muzzie insanity can infect their camels? Who knew?
10 posted on
11/03/2011 3:25:34 PM PDT by
OB1kNOb
(The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and pay the penalty. - Prov 22:3)
To: martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows
Forget it, Jake. It’s Cameltown. (er, Saudi town)
To: nickcarraway
Thread useless without streaming video!
13 posted on
11/03/2011 3:29:37 PM PDT by
AmericanInTokyo
(No GOP Nominee Who Trashed Herman Cain By Vicious Smears Can Expect My Vote In The General Election.)
To: nickcarraway
Hey, Achmed - when the camel says NO - that means NO.
15 posted on
11/03/2011 3:40:11 PM PDT by
GladesGuru
(In a society predicated upon freedom, it is necessary to examine principles."...the public interest)
To: nickcarraway
Camel kills 100-year-old man in Saudi Mad camel chews parts of the old man's body By Staff Published Friday, December 03, 2010 A mad camel attacked and killed its 100-year-old Saudi owner after biting off parts of his head and body, Kabar newspaper reported on Friday. The man was inspecting his camel herd in a village on the Gulf Kingdom’s western coast when the female camel went berserk and attacked him, it said. “It bit off part of his head and hands…when his relatives later came to look for him, they found him lying on the ground with heavy bleeding,” the paper said. “They found that the camel had also eaten parts of his body…they tried to take him to hospital but he was already dead.”
http://www.emirates247.com/news/region/camel-kills-100-year-old-man-in-saudi-2010-12-03-1.324365
16 posted on
11/03/2011 3:46:22 PM PDT by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
To: nickcarraway
This is surely a sign from Allah. Follow the camel.
19 posted on
11/03/2011 4:03:03 PM PDT by
Kenton
(Barack Obama - Lowering American Expectations Since 2008)
To: nickcarraway
I thought these people were good at controlling their wives??? /lls
20 posted on
11/03/2011 4:05:30 PM PDT by
NCDave
(AKA, "That idiot over there")
To: nickcarraway
the owner was himself chased by the camel.
“I’d run a mile from a Camel.”
22 posted on
11/03/2011 4:41:06 PM PDT by
CrazyIvan
(Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
To: Utah Binger
The first three times I read: Mount Carmel.
Dyslexia isn’t a curse, it’s a hoot!
25 posted on
11/03/2011 7:04:43 PM PDT by
glock rocks
(Wait, what? Channel surfing without a remote since 2001)
To: nickcarraway
The perp:
To: nickcarraway
33 posted on
11/04/2011 6:11:51 AM PDT by
camle
(keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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