Posted on 10/31/2011 9:15:19 AM PDT by GQuagmire
Now Cain has to deal with THIS on top of everything else today!
This just made me laugh, it’s so ridiculous. Dumb and Dumber are splitting up and this is big news. This country is in such sad shape I don’t think we’ll ever recover.
Well in that case, can we count on her to vote for Cain?
I Don’t know about that. More like the best looking body that every man has had a turn with. The woman is polluted.
nah, her pushy family “bought” the ring and want to bet they didn’t pay RETAIL
Shes dumping him before they take this year’s family Christmas card picture ... LOL!
Maybe he and Levi Johnson can team up for a Reality series-”Talentless beefcake guys PWNED by the in-laws they thought would be their lifetime meal tickets”
She was only concerned with having a lavish wedding not a marriage.
I could put up with a lot of crap for this (for a limted duration, that is).
Every picture I’ve ever seen of this couple was of him staring at her, caressing her, cooing her, and her staring into the camera, uninterested in him.
She seems like a wonderful wife.
/s
Consider yourself lucky to be rid of her, Kris, now sue her.
A couple of Mrs WBill's friends are like this. They frequently lament, approximately, "No one loves me. What's wrong with all of them?"
At that point, I need to get up and leave the room. They're looking for sympathy, not solutions. :-)
Why do you guys love the balloons under the skin so much? It is so refreshing to see the naked girls on Boardwalk Empire look like real bodies. Are they really less sexy? (I note that it’s probably hard to get those actresses that don’t have fake boobs and muscly arms for the show!)
“Ill marry her for 72 days. Ill even sign a prenup. I only want 5% of her stuff.”
Stuff? I’d just want to, um, be man and wife, for 72 days. I’d take 3 months off work and buy a crate of Mexican viagra for grins (not that I’d need it, but I might want it).
These whores are simply the winners of the genital lottery:
They were shot out of the genitals of a successful lawyer and became famous for a “leaked” sex tape, following that with sleeping with several famous men.
"No matter how perfect she may seem, somewhere there's a guy who got tired of putting up with her crap."
T and A and Money every mans dream. Then she speaks!
In ABSOLUTELY EVERY CASE, I am that very guy.
The man who invented fake boobs was a genius.
He was a visionary. A titan among mere mortals.
Cheated of the Nobel Prize!
Her fiancé had to know about her flirting ways for a long time. I mean, who doesn’t? Her meddling mother made sure that her pre-nup was air-tight and never really got along with Humphries.
Red Flag!!
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