“I’ll marry her for 72 days. I’ll even sign a prenup. I only want 5% of her stuff.”
Stuff? I’d just want to, um, be man and wife, for 72 days. I’d take 3 months off work and buy a crate of Mexican viagra for grins (not that I’d need it, but I might want it).
You might need Mexican Pennicillin when the three months is up.