Posted on 10/31/2011 9:15:19 AM PDT by GQuagmire
Kim Kardashian will file for divorce this morning, after 72 days of not-so-wedded bliss to Kris Humphries ... TMZ has learned.
(Excerpt) Read more at tmz.com ...
At least the definition of ‘skank’ will always have her ‘ever so loving’ sisters for the rest of her living days.<—sarc + LOL
Really, this is ridiculous.
QUIZ QUESTION: WhatWhy is Kim Kardashian "famous".
1) Her father was OJ'sa non-practicing lawyer who was a friend of O.J. Simpson, and who disposed of a athletic bag containing the bloody clothes worn by Simpson and the knife used by Simpson during the murder of his wife, Nicole Simpson, and waiter Ron Goldman, then was retained as a member of Simpson's defense team so that he couldn't testify about what he had done.
There. Fixed it for you.
What, and miss Divorce Court??
LMFAO! That one’s a keeper, gator!
Dang. You did fix that! Thanks!
Turn them upside down they all look alike.
Today is Larry Lucio’s birthday, so here is my annual “Happy Birthday Larry”
You would deserve at least 10%, maybe 15% if she expected extras for 72 days of service, uh urr, I mean wedded bliss.
(Blushes)
as well you should Larry
Looks like there was no happily ever after for this fairytale. After just 72 days of marriage, Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce from Kris Humphries, according to court papers received by EW. (Ryan Seacrest, who serves as executive producer on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, confirmed the news via his Twitter feed earlier today: Yes @kimkardashian is filing for divorce this morning. I touched base with her, getting a statement in just a few mins.) The papers, filed Oct. 31, cite irreconcilable differences as to the reason for the split.
Kardashian and Humphries, who were married Aug. 20, aired their grandiose wedding on E! earlier this month with a two-day special. Kims Fairytale Wedding has continued to air on repeats on the station since. The former couple also recently appeared on Ellen to renew their vows.
UPDATE: E! has released a statement regarding the split: All of us at E! are surprised and saddened by this news, and we send our support to Kim and Kris at this difficult time. The Kardashians have always been uniquely open with all aspects of their lives from joyous events to intimate moments to heartbreaking transitions. E! will continue to share the fascinating real lives and larger-than-life existence of this close-knit family.
UPDATE: Kardashian has released a statement, obtained by EW: After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage. I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever, but sometimes things dont work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best.
http://news-briefs.ew.com/2011/10/31/kim-kardashian-divorce/

No, they seldom look like this.
So, who is surprised?


Cheers!
Looks to be psoriasis to me.
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