[jazusamo]

Just over a week ago a great white attacked a surfer near Newport, Oregon. He was lucky the shark only got the board.

Michelle Harris/Towsurfer.com
Bobby Gumm of Newport was attacked by a 16- to 17-foot great white shark while surfing last week, losing a good-sized chomp from his board.

Newport surfer on great white shark attack: 'I thought I was dead' (Oregon)

[FlingWingFlyer]

To a shark, surfboards look and taste like seals.

[Zuben Elgenubi]

"OnStar."

"There's a Great White shark on my tail!!"

"Sir, we are tracking it and are certain it is a Blue Shark, one of the fastest and deadliest types of sharks."

"Can you help me?"

"Sure! We can flip your GM surfboard right about n--".

[bravo whiskey]

better then a 19-inch bite out of Eric Tarantino.

[DJ MacWoW]

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[Eccl 10:2]

You’re gonna need a bigger surfboard.