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To: jazusamo

To a shark, surfboards look and taste like seals.


2 posted on 10/30/2011 12:51:42 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Stop Government Greed Now!!!!)
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3 posted on 10/30/2011 12:56:45 PM PDT by jazusamo (The real minimum wage is zero: Thomas Sowell)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

After PETA gets the expanded animal rights they want, I’m sure some lawyer is going to sue surf board makers for not putting warnings on the boards telling sharks the boards aren’t seals.


5 posted on 10/30/2011 1:01:32 PM PDT by meatloaf (It's time to push back against out of control government.)
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To: FlingWingFlyer
To a shark, surfboards look and taste like seals.

Stands to reason. If you resemble the prey of a large, predatory fish operating on blind instinct, expect to be "taste tested."

7 posted on 10/30/2011 1:04:16 PM PDT by Jagdgewehr (It will take blood. Seriously.)
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To: FlingWingFlyer
Surfboards obviously don't taste like seals or the shark would have eaten the board.

They probably taste like chicken.;-)

11 posted on 10/30/2011 1:19:24 PM PDT by RoosterRedux
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