"I'm lost in a field."
"No you're not. We're tracking you nicely."
"Can you help me?"
"Sure, I can cut the power off on your GM car right about n--."
LOL!
Choked on a piece of gum too.
A couple huh? No. How about foolish fem and beta-boy supreme.
Look, a situation like that is perfect for the guy to show the gal his leadership, guts, poise and courage to...
get them out of there safely.
Then follow it up with you, her, a bearskin rug, and a warm fire while you watch the pitiful OWS’ers in the snow on TV.
Opportunities....learn to recognize them.