LOL!
Choked on a piece of gum too.
A couple huh? No. How about foolish fem and beta-boy supreme.
Look, a situation like that is perfect for the guy to show the gal his leadership, guts, poise and courage to...
get them out of there safely.
Then follow it up with you, her, a bearskin rug, and a warm fire while you watch the pitiful OWS’ers in the snow on TV.
Opportunities....learn to recognize them.
Hehe, I’ve actually done this. Going out walking with my future wife, we parked right next to a creek. Walking somewhat in the upstream direction, it didn’t matter where we went or how much attention we paid to the terrain. When it’s time to go back, walk toward the sun, keep going until you hit the creek, then follow it right back down to the car. Super easy and it makes you look worldly.