cause walking to the end of a row, then following around the outside of the orchard till they got to the barn/parking lot/whatever was simply beyond their comprehension... more 0bama voters i presume
This is totally pitiful.
How would you like to be their neighbors if the economy collapsed? They would survive about five minutes unless you took them in and put them in the crib with the baby.
Hey Mark Rosenthal: The whole world now knows you are a worthless pussy. Congratulations you worthless pussy.
I LOVE stories like this... I feel so smart. More than smart.. I’m downright a GENIUS! In fact, I’m so smart that my brain hurts. LOL!!!
“So my brother drove out in one of our buggies to pick them up, and the gentleman was being funny and said, “So how many rescues a year?” And my brother replied, ‘Well, through 85 years of business, none.”
Let me guess, they drive a Subaru with a Obama 2012 sticker.
"I'm lost in a field."
"No you're not. We're tracking you nicely."
"Can you help me?"
"Sure, I can cut the power off on your GM car right about n--."
THIS is what liberalism produces. Good grief.
This is a great example of how govt. control takes away initiative and develops the Pavlovian response to all unexpected situations--call the govt.
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cause walking to the end of a row, then following around the outside of the orchard till they got to the barn/parking lot/whatever was simply beyond their comprehension... more 0bama voters i presume
I go to calls arguably more stupid than this almost every time I go to work.
These are the kind of people that elected Mitt Romney governor of Assachusetts. Think about that for a minute...
The really sad thing is that these morons are going to vote for B Hussein next year.
I really can’t scoff too much. Years ago my brother and I were visiting my uncle in New Hampshire. We went out for a walk about 3 in the PM. I knew my brother hiked a lot, so I sort of relied on him. It was just around this time of year, it must have been Columbus Day weekend. Well, it gets dark pretty early, there are no street signs, no lights, we didn’t have a light, the houses are almost all empty, (they are summer homes, mostly) and no cell phones back in those days. We got TOTALLY lost.
Luckily we finally found some people who were at home, having a rather raucous party. My uncle was a pretty well known guy around there and some of the fellows knew him and had done some work for him and knew where he lived.
They drove us home, and we were very grateful.
The folks that went into the orchard to find them deserve the Nobel Peace Prize.
Eastern urban living must somehow deactivate the brain.These people are about as useful as tits on a boar.
If you look at the aerial photograph at the source link, this becomes even more laughable. All they had to do was walk in any direction. When you hit dense forest or a road, you know you’ve hit the perimeter. Walk it back to the farmhouse. It’s a few hundred yards to walk. Good lord. These people have the situational awareness of grasshoppers.
I’ve been apple pickin’ at Honey Pot Farm and it does seem to go on forever. It’s really pretty and a great place just for the scenery. I used to pass it on my way home when I worked in Sudbury. It’s right next to the Collins Institution, who put on a World War II reenactment every October and who own an operating P-51 and B-17, among other toys. If you look up Honey Pot Farms, Stow, Massachusetts and look to the Southeast of the farm, just across the Assabet River, you can see their airfeild and hangar.
The strange thing is, there is a pretty tall radio antenna in the area, more or less north-east of the farm. If you use tower light for a beacon you’ll wind up back at the farmhouse from any point on the farm, since it’s on the northeast corner of the property. The farm is pretty hilly and it’s hard to see over the next hill because it’t thickly planted with apple and other fruit trees. I can imagine getting lost there.