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Open Letter On Why I Got Zotted
IntoRightField.com ^ | September 30, 2011 | Ryan Larsen

Posted on 10/28/2011 6:16:08 PM PDT by anotherBarbarian

Edited on 10/28/2011 6:36:31 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Dear RedState.com (cross-posted),

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ryan Larsen. I’m a truth lover, chess player and avid political junkie. I co-founded....

OK, here is the point where the mods step in... Originally this Pro-Romney troll went on for about twenty thousand words about how wonderful Romney is and how everyone else sucks. You get the picture. He wrote it to our friends at RedState but posted it here. I take it, probably because he met the same fate there as he just did here. We the mods will save you from all that boredom and just allow you to point and laugh. Carry on.


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To: Tax-chick

I’ll get an older, relaxed dog who wants to sleep all day. Like Ash. Dog pounds are full of old dogs because everyone always wants to get puppies. Some sort of aging pit bull, perhaps, or a retriever.


561 posted on 11/11/2011 5:37:17 PM PST by Anoreth (It's not stupid, it's advanced!)
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To: Anoreth; Tax-chick; stephenjohnbanker
"Some sort of aging pit bull, perhaps, or a retriever."

Before you get the pit bull, think long on how it may have come to now be an orphan. Just sayin'.

A retriever, on the other hand, could be the perfect one to find your misplaced remote control for you.

562 posted on 11/11/2011 5:50:14 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If God takes notes on what we think, then Night must be His source for ink.)
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To: Tax-chick

Sounds like Anoreth is going to have lots of “fun”......


563 posted on 11/11/2011 8:39:17 PM PST by LibreOuMort (Give me liberty, or give me death! (Patrick Henry))
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To: Tax-chick

Oh, what a lovely “throne!”


564 posted on 11/11/2011 8:40:05 PM PST by LibreOuMort (Give me liberty, or give me death! (Patrick Henry))
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To: HKMk23

Congratulations! Six months is six months, as opposed to not working. We have constant repair on chairs - I put them out in the garage and send a boy out with wood glue.


565 posted on 11/12/2011 5:03:28 AM PST by Tax-chick (Remember our veterans, today and every day!)
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To: Tax-chick; LibreOuMort; Anoreth; ColdOne; fanfan; Cyber Liberty; ThomasThomas; NicknamedBob; ...

566 posted on 11/12/2011 5:05:07 AM PST by Tax-chick (Remember our veterans, today and every day!)
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To: Cyber Liberty

Thanks! Whataguy!

I appreciate the thought, for sure. Check your FReepmail.


567 posted on 11/12/2011 5:29:21 AM PST by Monkey Face (It's always darkest just before it goes totally black. <My mother said it first.>)
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To: LibreOuMort

How are you doing, these days? You are on my mind a lot, and I’m still praying that God will shoulder your burdens.

XOXO


568 posted on 11/12/2011 5:32:47 AM PST by Monkey Face (It's always darkest just before it goes totally black. <My mother said it first.>)
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To: Tax-chick

Now THERE’S a body pillow I could sleep with! LOL!


569 posted on 11/12/2011 5:33:31 AM PST by Monkey Face (It's always darkest just before it goes totally black. <My mother said it first.>)
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To: Monkey Face

Very plush, and also vibrates and makes soothing sounds ...

It got cold in here last night. Frank had to sleep with us. It’s time to move him out of my closet and into (among other factors) a warmer room. The girls’, I think. They’ve been nagging for allowance, and I’d pay if they could deal with Frank at night.


570 posted on 11/12/2011 5:39:23 AM PST by Tax-chick (Remember our veterans, today and every day!)
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To: Tax-chick

No wonder you’re the mother! You have such good ideas!

It will also give the girls a taste of motherhood...*e-vil laughter*


571 posted on 11/12/2011 5:43:13 AM PST by Monkey Face (It's always darkest just before it goes totally black. <My mother said it first.>)
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To: Monkey Face

Ditto the evil laughter - I don’t want anyone thinking being a parent is easy! (Even being a pet-owner is more work than most of them want to do.) Sally’s a light sleeper, anyway: she probably needs her tonsils and adenoids out, like Anoreth did. I’ll have to clear some stuff out of their room, too ... a bookcase and various clutter.


572 posted on 11/12/2011 6:04:46 AM PST by Tax-chick (Remember our veterans, today and every day!)
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To: Tax-chick

Being a parent is only the beginning. You spend the rest of your life after they have left home trying not to tell them what to do and how, and hoping that all your training and teaching will win out. It’s hard to watch them make the same mistakes you did, but you just have to let them work it out. Tough job for me.


573 posted on 11/12/2011 6:31:12 AM PST by Monkey Face (It's always darkest just before it goes totally black. <My mother said it first.>)
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To: Monkey Face

I’m hoping they’ll make different mistakes ;-).


574 posted on 11/12/2011 7:19:11 AM PST by Tax-chick (Remember our veterans, today and every day!)
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To: Tax-chick

Facebook, now made with real faces!


575 posted on 11/12/2011 1:26:17 PM PST by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare; Monkey Face

That’s ridiculous.

How would one go about making a face?


576 posted on 11/12/2011 1:50:13 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If God takes notes on what we think, then Night must be His source for ink.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face

We send advance recon unit Face out to find someone whose face nwe can use.
Double pounts if the subject isn’t using their face for much other than a billboard.


577 posted on 11/12/2011 2:01:54 PM PST by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00eE1NVoZSU


578 posted on 11/12/2011 2:45:04 PM PST by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare; NicknamedBob

Should I volunteer? Or is it too late? I’ve seen some faces that would look better as wall day-cor in an outhouse.


579 posted on 11/12/2011 2:50:51 PM PST by Monkey Face (It's always darkest just before it goes totally black. <My mother said it first.>)
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To: Monkey Face

I am in Coco’s waiting for my parents. I have just discover that the iPad keyboard does not have a ‘ on the main keyboard.


580 posted on 11/12/2011 3:39:37 PM PST by ThomasThomas ( If you can't laugh at your self, I will for you.)
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