Open Letter On Why I Got Zotted

IntoRightField.com ^ | September 30, 2011 | Ryan Larsen

[anotherBarbarian]

Dear RedState.com (cross-posted),

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ryan Larsen. I’m a truth lover, chess player and avid political junkie. I co-founded....

OK, here is the point where the mods step in... Originally this Pro-Romney troll went on for about twenty thousand words about how wonderful Romney is and how everyone else sucks. You get the picture. He wrote it to our friends at RedState but posted it here. I take it, probably because he met the same fate there as he just did here. We the mods will save you from all that boredom and just allow you to point and laugh. Carry on.

[stephenjohnbanker]

My first job out of college was in the Film Finance Division of Warner Bros. I will tell you this....easily 1/3rd of all Hollywood people are “ poofters “. At least! That includes a bunch of famous actors that women go ga-ga over : )

[Tax-chick]

I’m putting a Restorative in the mail to you today. You will find it’s better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

[Tax-chick]

I usually like the less-famous actors.

[stephenjohnbanker]

” Good morning. I went to print stamps to mail the scout patch and my printer is out of ink. *sigh*”

Ruh Roh......stamps.com = stamps.can’t : )

[Tax-chick]

Rained on my silly head as I walked out to the mailbox.

[Cyber Liberty]

Grab a bucket and mop, scrub the bottom to top....

[Tax-chick]

I don’t feel like mopping, thanks. We’re out of crickets again.

[Cyber Liberty]

‘Salright. I was thinking of one of Manilow’s food jingles. Out of crickets already? I thought you just bought a batch....

[Monkey Face]

Restoratives are awesome! Thanks!

[Monkey Face]

I learned a lot from these guys. And they were a lot of fun. I still have a large lapel pin from a stand-up comic, because his audiences were primarily gays. Pink with black lettering: Straight Friend of Chandler’s!

LOL!

[Monkey Face]

Yep. I’ve had stamps.com for probably five years now, and I think it’s awesome.

Except when I run out of ink unexpectedly...

[Tax-chick]

Dragon-Baby is eating up to 20 crickets a day. We went to Dress Barn and got Elen an outfit for church, too.

[Monkey Face]

I miss my truck...no thrift stores within walking distance. :o[

[Tax-chick]

Elen’s too picky for thrift stores, pretty much. We got one set of new clothes that she can wear every Sunday.

[Monkey Face]

When I could afford it (a hubby who made good money) I wore expensive clothes, about half of which I made. When I had to quit work, I shopped at thrift stores. now, I only get about 10% of my clothes new. And a good percentage of that is footwear.

[Tax-chick]

If Elen were paying for her own clothes, she’d appreciate the thrill of finding something terrific at the thrift store. However, since what she wants to wear most of the time is Anoreth’s cast-offs, it’s up to me to find something for occasions that require something better.

[Monkey Face]

Ah. Girls. I still don’t understand them, and I ARE one! LOL!

[Monkey Face]

Please don’t think of Manilow’s jingles...at least, don’t tell us what they are. I’m VERY susciptible to ear worms right now...relapses do that to me...

[Monkey Face]

Along with everything else, my psoriatic arthritis has kicked up and is beating me down with the futility of meds. I go around smelling like wintergreen (which I love) which most people react to by stepping back away from me. *sigh*

[Monkey Face]

!!