Open Letter On Why I Got Zotted

IntoRightField.com ^ | September 30, 2011 | Ryan Larsen

[anotherBarbarian]

Dear RedState.com (cross-posted),

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ryan Larsen. I’m a truth lover, chess player and avid political junkie. I co-founded....

OK, here is the point where the mods step in... Originally this Pro-Romney troll went on for about twenty thousand words about how wonderful Romney is and how everyone else sucks. You get the picture. He wrote it to our friends at RedState but posted it here. I take it, probably because he met the same fate there as he just did here. We the mods will save you from all that boredom and just allow you to point and laugh. Carry on.

[stephenjohnbanker]

” We never leave the house on “Black Friday” (we stopped exchanging Christmas gifts years ago) so life is very good this morning, especially now that we’ve had our morning dose of Tax-Chick’s kittehs.”

Tax-chick’s kittehs wield immense power....

[stephenjohnbanker]

” Yeah, cats are not allowed on the dining room table here. “

You can control your cats ?

[stephenjohnbanker]

” You could modify the Pteranodon Carbonara recipe. Same way you’d modify a chicken recipe for duck.”

I use both interchangably. It all sux : )

[Monkey Face]

You coulda come here...I had PLENTY!!!

And it would have been my pleasure to feed you!

[stephenjohnbanker]

Well, you are going to get stuck with me come December 23, unless my plans change. My 18 year old pal is in a PBA championship match at ...uh....something Station Casino, and I am backing him because Ebonite may sponsor him on the Professional Bowlers Tour...18, and he has a 226 sanctioned bowling average. Matt is a great kid, and I pray he makes it.

[Monkey Face]

I will be most happy to provide a dinner (or two) for you! I live about a mile from Fiesta Station Casino in Henderson, and I’m sure they have shuttles to and from the other Station Casinos.

You want turkey or Kosher ham? *snort*

That sounds so fun! I’m SO looking forward to finally meeting you!! ;o]

[stephenjohnbanker]

You cook dinner one night, and I will take you out the next. Find out which casino has a (SEAFOOD) buffet....it used to be at the Flamingo...maybe it still is.

Your HUNGRY pal : )

[TheOldLady]

Uh, no.

My bleach budget is huge because I have to disinfect the counter tops before I do any cooking. Lucas Prince of Darkness is pretty brazen about it too.

[Monkey Face]

They ALL have seafood buffets!!!

Your choice of where to go...I’m 15 miles from Vegas, but you let me know when you will be here for sure and I will check out the best buffets for seafood.

Nothing is too good for the HOTTIE!! ;o])

[stephenjohnbanker]

” Nothing is too good for the HOTTIE!! ;o])”

I AM a hottie, ya know........at least for a 57 year old man : )

[stephenjohnbanker]

” Lucas Prince of Darkness is pretty brazen about it too. “

Won’t even go there....: )

[Monkey Face]

Heh!

As if I didn’t know! I’m older than you...which makes me an extremely good cook (with familiar foods!)

Since I’ve lost 40 pounds in the last eight months, I feel pretty good. But I’ll be sure to see a stylist to get my hair done! (I’ll have her cut off all the gray! LOL!)

[Monkey Face]

All catz are brazen. That’s why they are catz.

[stephenjohnbanker]

” You want turkey or Kosher ham? *snort*”

I’m not Jewish. I a a board member of the non-denominational Church of Christ. A pro America, pro-AMERICAN MILITARY conservative church. You would like my church

[stephenjohnbanker]

” YA FOXY CHICK....!!!!

[stephenjohnbanker]

” I a a”

Duh.... I AM a

Thanks, DC : )

[stephenjohnbanker]

” All catz are brazen. That’s why they are catz.”

I like baby kittehs...I dontz like catz....I is a dog man....I’ll bet my border collie izz smarter than youse all. He has mastered integral & differential calculus : )

[Monkey Face]

And you might like my church! If you’re here on Christmas, maybe we can attend both?

(”Kosher” was a joke! LOL!)

It all sounds fun, anyway. I am SO looking forward to it!

[Monkey Face]

” YA FOXY CHICK....!!!!

And don't you forget it!

[Monkey Face]

Dogz are good. So is any animal I can interact with. (I’ve never met a dog I couldn’t pet.)

Once, I was taking classes in Veterinary Office Assistant, which helped me get over my fear of snakes. It also taught me a lot.

I would have graduated but for pulling a ligament in my left ankle. *sigh*

Critters are awesome!