Posted on 10/23/2011 8:47:15 AM PDT by mainepatsfan
Sunday, October 23rd - 1:00PM ET
SD @ NYJ
CHI @ TB
SEA @ CLE
ATL @ DET
HOU @ TEN
WAS @ CAR
DEN @ MIA
4:05PM ET
PIT @ ARI
4:15PM ET
GB @ MIN
STL @ DAL
8:20PM ET
IND @ NO
Monday, Oct 24th 8:30PM
BAL @ JAC
Byes: Bills, Bengals, Patriots, Giants, Eagles, 49ers
It’s not fair that the Packers get 3 byes in four weeks! Well...technically, they play the Vikings twice during that period.
ROTFLMAO
GO!! PACK!! GO!!
Go Tebow!
That Monday night game against Favre in 2009 seems like a really long time ago these days doesn’t it?
“SEA @ CLE”
SEA 28 - CLE 21
“SEA @ CLE”
SEA 28 - CLE 21
LOL!! Too funny!
GO PACK GO!!
NFL...since the Bucs can't sell out, and are thus always blacked out, they get sent to London....we're having fish and chips while watching the game today...
Ken Brockmann reporting Vice President Biden stands pat on his claim that the Tea Party is for rape, murder... 
and drowning pillowcases full of kittens and puppies.
President Obama returned from his swim in the Mediterranean... 
where he killed Moammar Gadhafi.
O.J. Simpson issued a statement, "Hey, Obama's Black and kills two... 
I'm Black and killed two, but why am I the bad guy?"
Susan Sarandon is standing firm also, saying, "Of course, the Pope is a racist Nazi... 
and so is everyone else in the Tea Party!"
And at the Vatican... 
the Holy See replied--
...that the Los Angeles Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, Mercy and Justice... 
was going to solve the problem quickly.
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton visited the Occupy Wall Street Protest yesterday... 
and found the protesters and facilities all clean and sanitary.
And finally, last night in Norman, Oklahoma, OU discovered it is not nice to Mess with Texas... 
Tech, that is!
The has been Ken Brockmann reporting... 
we now return you to Bender's Week 7 NFL Picks in progress--
...as I said, 7 and 6 again for week 6 and that makes me 47 - 31 for the season... 
but my Week 7 picks are all 100% correct as follows:
San Diego 21 at NY Jets 24 - The Jersey Jets will win as they have got their orders straight... 
from the horse's mouth
Chicago 17 at Tampa Bay 21 - Yep, you got it, Da Bears miss the trampoline... 
again!
Washington 21 at Carolina 24 - You think I was hard on the Beaver last night... 
just wait until you see how hard Cam is on those Godless Deadskins!
Atlanta 17 at Detroit 21 - As the old Loin said, "I told ya, kid, last week... 
was a friggin' fluke!"
Seattle 10 at Cleveland 24 - It is "Real McBrowns... 
Time!"
Denver 24 at Miami 13 - Even CSI cannot find a clue to solve... 
the Phins' losing streak
Houston 26 at Tennessee 24 - Allegra's Texicans pull one out in hillbilly town! "Got to have a long talk... 
with them Titains."
Kansas City 10 at Oakland 14 - Even though Oakland had to go to their off world Sand Raiders farm team for a new QB... 
they will beat up on my Old Dallas Texans
Pittsburgh 35 at Arizona 10 - "I can see they are just now releasing the Arizona Turkeys... 
from the helicopter high above us right now."
Green Bay 35 at Minnesota 10 - As to the Viqueens, the lady singing today is not only fat, she's old... 
and full of liberal crap!
Indianapolis 3 at New Orleans 31 - As the always inscrutable Hop Sing says, "Those Paytonless Colts don't have... 
chinaman's chance!"
Baltimore 27 at Jacksonville 3 - Even Hitch hates Dem Dirty Black Byrds but they will still... 
tear Jaxtown a new one
And playing hooky this week are Buffalo, Cincinnati, New England, NY Giants, Philadelphia and San Francisco.
And, oh yes, before I forget, St. Louis 17 at Dallas 35 - After last night's... 
Red Bird shellacking of the Rangers---
My Boys will get back... 
our honor here in DFW Land!
Eh, Tony, you are listening to me... 
aren't you?
Lead pipe lock of the day: the Cowboys will mop up the floor with the sorry Rams. If they don’t, Jerry might completely lose it.
Go Tebow!!!!
I know, ken, this happened in another country... 
but did you see that escape and run by Cam Newton?
"Two and a Half Men" before-- Let's switch over to the porn... 
channel!
If you’re watching that game how bout giving us occasional updates. I’m in the Canadian boonies and my satellite provider isn’t carrying it.
Thanks
The Phins are leading 3 - 0 with 12 minutes left in the 2nd quarter. Tebow is 3 for 4 for 24 yards.
LOL! Love it!
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