The news told me today that Obama sometimes sends personal checks to people who pen him sob stories.
BRB, writing a letter to Hussein. I’m going to aim low to keep my story believable. Going to say the mean insurance company refused to reimburse me $248.90 and I need that exact amount of money to help pay Grandma’s mortgage or she will be foreclosed on by a greedy bank run by a GOP donor with connections to the Koch brothers.
Tell him you need a new AK47.