Confusion reigns amongst the faithful brethren and we are left to wonder why.
Should it come as a shock to those proclaiming the Conservative virtues that when they turnith to words liberal and speakith falsely that Divine justice should fall from the skies of Asgard?
As the Norns foretold long ago brethren, to thyine own selves one must be true. And so it came to pass that two more amongst the faithful, Clarity and Polybus, did forsakith their conservatism and so speak falsely amongst the realm.
But their lies did not go unnoticed by the Kittith, whose eyes are everywhere! In ceilings, in basements and across the fruited plain!
And so did the Kittith show the mercy of the Great Cat himself and stay their sword and claw, for the two were brethren of some reknown. They were given the chance to repent their ways and rejoin the true way of conservatism. Yet they didith forsake such mercies and spitith upon their would-be saviors!
And so it did come to pass that the two didith escelatith their liberalism, and one did adopt the ways of the fell Gobbels, propagandist from another realm! Clearly the Plague of Stupidicus hadith indeedith befallen him!
And so, like the assassins of old, did the Lord thy Mod come, stealing their digital lives like a thief in the night...and there was much rejoicing! For we are a merry people. Yet some amongst the faithful question such wisdom!
Why? These lands are a place for those who believe in truth and integrity! It does not take a long study in the science and engineering of rocketry and other high magics to comprehend that liberal actions and words false havith no place in the realm!
What do YOU believe in brother and sister? Do you too welcome the Holy Amperage that comes with such Democrat words and deeds? Would it shock you , as would said amperage to discover that as the burning light of truth and honor breaks across the horizon of Asgard, that yet more who have done such should find their names chiseled into the fell Pillars of Trollhenge ?
I think ZOT!
For the Viking Kitties loathith such who losith sense and reason and shall open upon their bits and bytes new and improved orifi to drain from them the very corruption which flows unchecked through their veins! Mercifully, and with great violence!
And so the Book of ZOT! Records that the names of those corrupted and corrupting were forever stricken from the lands and that fuzzy little Valkyries did indeed decendith from Valhalla to drag their diseased essences back to Trollhenge, where we who remain faithful, do pass final judgment upon them... mercifully, and with much poopith!
Perhaps someday soon another will speak false. Or perhaps they will evacuate such thoughts of liberal dissent from the bowels of their minds. Or perhaps the longboats shall once again return to these shores, carrying with them cute and fuzzy digital death......
Book of ZOT!
Chapter 66; Section 2; Verse 1-12: “A moment of Clarity”
Normie – Chief Druid of Trollhenge
