Posted on 10/21/2011 6:09:21 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Oh, and the fourth word was “sin”. I’ve got that covered.
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister... After a while he asked: ‘Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?’
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn’t remember any more. Melanie said, ‘If you don’t remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.’
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. ‘I love you so much that when you die I’m going to bury you outside my bedroom window.’
BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she’d have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: ‘How does it know it’s me?’
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. ‘Please don’t give me this juice again,’ she said, ‘It makes my teeth cough.’
DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: ‘How much do I cost?’
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, ‘I don’t know what’ll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?’
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: ‘Why is he whispering in her mouth?’
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, ‘Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?’
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: ‘The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.’ Concerned, James asked: ‘What happened to the flea?’
The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget....
This particular Sunday sermon... ‘Dear Lord,’ the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. ‘Without you, we are but dust....’ He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, ‘Mom, what is butt dust?’
Geraldo covering OWS
NOW THAT'S SILLY
>>OW! I’ll bet that hurt!
Note to self... don’t turn the wheel while it’s off the ground. :)
Excellent thread.
True, I DO have my off days, from time to time ...
But ...
At least SOME of us still have a notion of what ‘silliness’ is about.
Back in the day, we gave each other a lot more than blog particles, ‘Yeah, what HE said !” and links off FR to some random humorless site.
Oh, well, back to being my usual cizbogoverdram self ...
One Man’s Opinion
21stCenturion
In After The Ping! Whoohoo!!!
Lucky, let not your heart be troubled. I am a ‘true’ OFST fan and have been since I found this place, lo these many moons ago. ( I’m not much of a contributor since I work on a golf course most Friday mornings and don’t even SEE the thread ‘til later in the day. )
I merely tried to point out that, over time, OFST has somewhat degenerated from a fairly ‘over the top’ silliness thread ( with hundreds of posts ) to a somewhat more mundane ‘joke list’ ( with dozens of posts ) where entirely too much space is taken up, f’rinstance, with referral links to what I think of as Baba-wawa quizzes — “If you were a tree, Senator, what tree would you be ?” or repetitions of “I hear you, pal” or “Yeah, what HE said” or just “Hey, good’n, bubba !”.
I don’t even want to THINK about what kind of cookie / flower / shoe or fish some blog-filler ‘quiz’ is about to reveal ...
There is a place for ‘humor’ and there is a place for ‘silliness’. I think we have an adequate outlet for humor ( intentional or not ) throughout FR. THIS thread ought to celebrate ‘silliness’, a rare commodity wherever you’re lookin’ for it.
Regards,
21stCenturion
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