Posted on 10/19/2011 1:14:39 PM PDT by nickcarraway
That must be one helluva cucumber!
Had to be a vegan, those crazy ba$tards! /sarc
I hope it wasn't Otter.
Two lesbians at a supermarket yesterday afternoon were buying an English cucumber. “Let’s get one to eat, too,” I overheard one say to the other.
"..it's perfrickry queer to me"
Ping
Hendrick’s Recommends:
2.5 parts gin
.5 parts dry vermouth
1 cucumber slice
Stir in a mixing glass and strain in a chilled martini glass. Garnish with a cucumber.
Did he also steal a condom?
Made the wrong choice in trying to get out of that pickle.
Those look like zuchinis, not cucumbers.
Some lines from movies are eternal. “Mine’s bigger.”
Last words: “Damn fine cucumbers!...I’d jump two stories for these!”
>> after he was caught stealing a “farm-fresh green cucumber”
Maybe the punishment for stealing a “farm-fresh, green cucumber” is a lot worse than if you steal a regular old cucumber and he was driven to suicide by dispair.
If it had been an “organically grown, sun-drenched, free roaming, farm-fresh, green cucmber” they may have shot him on the spot.
“You’ll never take me alive, coppers!”
He probably watched too many movies where people are jumping off of stuff and getting away. Hindsight being 20/20... he probably should have tried working his way up to two stories. When I was a child my cousin and I pretended we were paratroopers and jumped from ever higher parts of my grandma’s roof until we worked our way up to a couple stories. Of course we only weighed about 60 pounds and she put a stop to it when she caught us.
not another cucumber death, what’s the count up to?
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