Whoa! Wait just a minute!
You’re attacking one of the “Road Trip to Florida” staples.
(The full menu for a 20 hour, non-stop roadie to the sunshine state includes Jack Link’s Beef Jerky, Krispy Kreme donuts, squirty cheese in a can, Triscuits, Snickers Bars and Coca Cola.)
You forgot the obligatory stops at Krystal’s and Waffle House. Oh, and Pepto Bismol...lots and lots and lots of PB.
LOL! Plus the moment when you and your buddy look at the sleeping hulk in the back seat and ask "Do you remember picking up Bigfoot?" Maybe he snuck in your car while you were stopped at that Love's at 3:00 AM in Mississippi.