I swear the Frank Burns character was patterned after Kerry. They changed him to a Republican because it’s Hollywood, and Heaven forbid we make a Democrat look like the boobs they are.
Frank got his Purple Heart from a shell fragment...a 3 min egg shell, that Hawkeye removed from his eye! LOL!!
Can’t you picture in your head, Kerry running around, yelling “I’m blind, I’m blind” in his best Thurston Howell III accent? ROTFLMAO
Think Lurch. :)