Replies

Ok here we go, just brain storming, how about something in this direction:
Big Bird: Hellloooo Lily, thanks for joining our neighborhood where are you from?
Lily: (Subtle male voice in girl falsetto) I just moved here from Chicago, see we lost our home in Michagain and my Parent’s weren’t making enough to pay for food.
Big Bird: Well then you love it on sesame street, Everythings A Ok, cookie monster always has plenty of cookies
Cookie Monster: You hungry for cookie
Lily: Thank you I’m really hungry
Oscar: Hold it, hold on.(grabs cookie)
Ernie: (Facepalm)
Oscar: So you have no food, huh?
Lily: (Obvious male voice in girl falsetto) My families always hungry
Oscar: No one will help you?
Lily: No
Oscar: No food stamps?
Lily: My mom has those.
Oscar: (hmuh uh hmm) You know thats my tax money?
Elmo: Whoa Oscar, ease up, Elmo hungry once, Elmo live on street, Elmo hear reporters say of 140 million Americans 300k____ go hungry each night, of those 17 million are children. Elmo say thats one in 4 limited or uncertain access to affordable and nutritious food. Elmo say not so funny anymore.
Oscar: Shut it hippie says who?
Elmo: Says the United States Department of Agriculture(everyone laughs derisevely)
Oscar: You mean Obama’s Department packed full of american hating, mao loving Olberman loving extremists
Lily: You are so mean(grabs cookie) tussle
Oscar: Oh no you don’t (grabs loose thread on Lily muppet’s midsection)
Elmo: (Points handgun at Oscar) Stop it facist
Lily: Ahhh your hurting me, racist, chauvanist (stuffing everywhere now we see different skin tone than what Lily in the lower layer of her skin. Lily sloughs off)
Elmo: Oh hell no, Lily’s a man.