Ok here we go, just brain storming, how about something in this direction:
Big Bird: Hellloooo Lily, thanks for joining our neighborhood where are you from?
Lily: (Subtle male voice in girl falsetto) I just moved here from Chicago, see we lost our home in Michagain and my Parent’s weren’t making enough to pay for food.
Big Bird: Well then you love it on sesame street, Everythings A Ok, cookie monster always has plenty of cookies
Cookie Monster: You hungry for cookie
Lily: Thank you I’m really hungry
Oscar: Hold it, hold on.(grabs cookie)
Ernie: (Facepalm)
Oscar: So you have no food, huh?
Lily: (Obvious male voice in girl falsetto) My families always hungry
Oscar: No one will help you?
Lily: No
Oscar: No food stamps?
Lily: My mom has those.
Oscar: (hmuh uh hmm) You know thats my tax money?
Elmo: Whoa Oscar, ease up, Elmo hungry once, Elmo live on street, Elmo hear reporters say of 140 million Americans 300k____ go hungry each night, of those 17 million are children. Elmo say thats one in 4 limited or uncertain access to affordable and nutritious food. Elmo say not so funny anymore.
Oscar: Shut it hippie says who?
Elmo: Says the United States Department of Agriculture(everyone laughs derisevely)
Oscar: You mean Obama’s Department packed full of american hating, mao loving Olberman loving extremists
Lily: You are so mean(grabs cookie) tussle
Oscar: Oh no you don’t (grabs loose thread on Lily muppet’s midsection)
Elmo: (Points handgun at Oscar) Stop it facist
Lily: Ahhh your hurting me, racist, chauvanist (stuffing everywhere now we see different skin tone than what Lily in the lower layer of her skin. Lily sloughs off)
Elmo: Oh hell no, Lily’s a man.
That second version is pretty good! Does Lily have cable TV, designer sneakers, and soda pop? Why aren’t her parents working? Did they drop out of school and are thus fairly unemployable? Was she born out of wedlock? Are either of her parents drug users? Do they vote democrat? Are they waiting for their “Obama money” and free gasoline? Are they racists? Lots of things to consider.