Posted on 10/01/2011 6:38:09 PM PDT by Kevin in California
So I'm coming out of the supermarket about an hour ago and am approached by this snot-nosed, rotten teethed, pony-tailed looking liberal (he looked like a meth tweaker) with a clipboard in his hand. He asks me, "are you a registered voter here in San Jose?" I answer him, "yes!" He then proceeds to tell me, "did you know the San Jose City Council just approved and closed down 10 dispensaries?" (Like I really cared) I then answered him with a "SO WHAT...as far as I'm concerned, they can close every goddamn one of them in San Jose!" He then had this look on his face of disappointment that he knew I wasn't gonna sign his petition! So, he then tells me, "apparently, you don't know anyone with cancer!" I then answered him (I'm walking away at this point) and said, 'apparently you don't know that the majority of people that smoke dope are smoking it to get high...i.e., potheads!"
Had I not been in a hurry, (I had the BBQ goin) I would have stayed and ripped this guy apart (verbally).
If you had a sidearm on your hip it would have never happened.
What were they dispensing? Doses of collectivist thinking?
Which is NOT in a pipe taped to the hose of a WW II gas mask. Trust me.
Recent exchange in front of a store:
Guy with clipboard: Excuse me sir, are you a registered voter?
Me: No ablo Englase.
Guy: Rattles off a bunch of Spanish...
Me: And i don’t speak Spanish, either. (walks of while guy has a confused look)
“When ever I see a Leftist rat like that..I follow them to their car and stick a Palin bumper sticker on the Back...
when they get back to the Hive....their Homies will flatten their tires”
That is brilliant!!!! I’m gonna make up a few hundred just for that purpose, then I’m gonna buy stock in tire companies, and car paint companies..both houses paid off by November 2012!!!!
try posting details of their growing operation on craigslist.
include photos of the plants, when they are heavy with buds. give instructions on how to best get into the yard.
You may end with more than a few folks traipsing through your yard to get to the dope, coming and going. Some may be armed. BUT--- the pot will disappear. It's just a matter of time.
Or you could print up flyers (with photos) including the address, and go post them on light poles in Richmond. That would draw the crowd that would "remove" the problem a bit more rapidly.
Make sure you have good locks on the windows and doors. Anti-kick plate reinforcements at door hinges and jams are a good idea for anywhere...
Why?
Here’s why. Every second you spend yanking a liberal operative’s chain is a minute they’re NOT able to spin their web of deceit on a weak-minded doofus who he may wind up swaying to his side.
I know it’s asking a lot, but PLEASE take your time with these crotchfruits. Appear truly sincere in your interest in their issue. MIND-EFF THEM for as long as you can.
Make a GAME out of it. Appear drunk on hope & change. Distract them with a tangential conversation on how the Global Warming is especially bad today. Ask how Bush can be blamed. Invite him to a gay marriage ceremony that night. Mention Haliburton just to increase their blood pressure. Wait for the last possible moment to laugh hysterically in their face and tell them that there’s a room in an institution with their name on it.
This goes for phone surveys or blatant libtard political calls as well.
Let the friggin’ cancer patients get their pot from the Mexicans like the rest of us. Eff ‘em!
That works for me!
It also helps with many other painful diseases that are not terminal and are not as hard on the body as narcotic pain delivers are....
Actually the THC pills do not do the same thing that smoking does because it is a synthetic THC and also very bad for your liver.
If you just answered him in Spanish, his heart would have broken and he would have reconsidered his liberalism. They really don’t like non-whites or non-English speakers...
I imagine many drugs help keep food down and enhance appetite.
I had close family go through intense chemo, nausea was controlled by drugs, no pot even mentioned let alone used.
I actually do not care if someone going through chemo smokes pot, however, the legalize pot advocates are not chemo sympathetic in the main - they are pot heads.
Tell me, just what harm are these people doing to you, except for the fact they offend your morality and are doing something you think is wrong. It is quite possible enough people living there have medical MJ cards to cover all the plants they have growing. The only ones they are hurting are themselves, not you or anyone else living near by. Yet, you called the cops. I happen to live next door to a medical card holder and he is raided all the time. He is always found to be in compliance and never does me any harm, so I say let it alone. All drug laws have ever accomplished in this country is to make us into a police state and establish a thriving black market for drugs.
I feel for you, Kevin. Potheads are dangerous creeps and you shouldn’t have to put up with that in your own neighborhood - especially next door! Do what you need to do to take care of the problem and good luck to you.
P.S.: The smell alone will probably make you ill.
Did you read his post? He’s got 8-10 potheads (quite a lot of people living next door, if you ask me), passing around a bong in plain sight of his neighbor. And I’m supposed to believe they are all cancer victims?!
Luckily, where I live, we are not allowed to grow acres of pot or openly use bongs so the worst my neighbors can do is have an occasional beer on their front porch.
But then I really do live in a nice neighborhood with some of the nicest neighbors known to man.
No thanks. I’ve got a root canal I’d rather have done.
Another reason I left California in 1993...
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