[adorno]

This is not a table; it’s a POS/cash machine in disguise.

[BRL]

This is not a table; it’s a POS/cash machine in disguise.

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This is not a davenport; it’s a POS/cash machine in disguise.

This is not a ottoman; it’s a POS/cash machine in disguise.

This is not a credenza; it’s a POS/cash machine in disguise.

This is not a vitrine; it’s a POS/cash machine in disguise.