How about...
This is not a davenport; it’s a POS/cash machine in disguise.
This is not a ottoman; it’s a POS/cash machine in disguise.
This is not a credenza; it’s a POS/cash machine in disguise.
This is not a vitrine; it’s a POS/cash machine in disguise.
That was so dumb!
Tell me, can any of “davenport, ottoman, credenza, vitrine”, be used as a point of sale device, like what Amazon is using their “tablet” to do?
Last time I looked, when I make a purchase at a store, there is a cash machine/POS device there to record the transaction, and nowhere around the cashier did I see a credenza or an ottoman or a davenport or a vitrine to assist the cashier in recording the transaction.
The “Fire” is being used as a portable POS device, with lock-in to the Amazon store for services and products. The only thing the “Fire” can’t do is to serve up change or cash or “money back”.