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To: Slings and Arrows

Chuck Norris.

30 posted on 09/26/2011 10:04:37 PM PDT by Allegra (Hey! Stop looking at my tagline like that.)

To: Allegra

Chuck Norris.

You'd have to roundhouse-kick it onto the envelope.

34 posted on 09/26/2011 10:06:46 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)

To: Allegra

The Most Interesting Man in the World, even if the letter has insufficient postage, it would still get there.

35 posted on 09/26/2011 10:06:50 PM PDT by dfwgator

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